America’s favorite apple has just been improved! Yum!!!!!

Text for the visually impaired:
title: Pesticide Lover’s Apples
picture: a delicious shiny apple
caption: “now with 257% more bifezonate”

Yes, this actually happened…. Masta G thought a glass jar would be an appropriate container for half a salmon burger!!!!!! (??????)

Text for the visually impaired:
caption 1: Exciting Discoveries In The Refridgerator
picture: a glass jar with half of a salmon burger in it
caption 2: salmon burger in a jar!

This is awesome… looks like Shark Attack 3 used MS Paint for their special effects!

This is the first “rejected crayon colors” comic!

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comic title: rejected crayon colors
comic text: “two-week old cat vomit green you discovered when you reached under the couch to grab the remote”

In this dramatization of the post-Super Mario World era, Mario is strung out on mushrooms, and Princess Peach is unfulfilled with life outside of the castle. You will laugh…. I promise!!!!!!!!

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We are engaged now, btw This “compliment” generator is surprisingly accurate…. serioulsy

Text for the visually impaired:
comic title: Masta G’s Girlfriend Compliment Generator
the comic is a table to generate a “compliment” for his lovely girlfriend (now fiancee), and goes like so:
my - you’re looking - fat - today
wow - you’re very - gassy - tonight
damn - you’re so - black - all the time!
whoa - how come you’re - smelly - only sometimes