COMIC: Pesticide Lover’s Apples

Posted on May 28th, 2007
by MastaG

America’s favorite apple has just been improved! Yum!!!!!

pesticide lover’s apples

Text for the visually impaired:
title: Pesticide Lover’s Apples
picture: a delicious shiny apple
caption: “now with 257% more bifezonate”


Categories: Comics

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COMIC: Exciting Discoveries In The Refridgerator!

Posted on May 21st, 2007
by The Intergalactic Hustler

Yes, this actually happened…. Masta G thought a glass jar would be an appropriate container for half a salmon burger!!!!!! (??????)

Exciting Discoveries In The Refridgerator

Text for the visually impaired:
caption 1: Exciting Discoveries In The Refridgerator
picture: a glass jar with half of a salmon burger in it
caption 2: salmon burger in a jar!


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VIDEO: Worst movies ever

Posted on May 17th, 2007
by MastaG

This is awesome… looks like Shark Attack 3 used MS Paint for their special effects!


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COMIC: Rejected Crayon Colors (part 1)

Posted on May 14th, 2007
by MastaG

This is the first “rejected crayon colors” comic!

rejected crayon colors 1

Text for the visually impaired:
comic title: rejected crayon colors
comic text: “two-week old cat vomit green you discovered when you reached under the couch to grab the remote”


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VIDEO: Mario Is Strung Out

Posted on May 9th, 2007
by MastaG

In this dramatization of the post-Super Mario World era, Mario is strung out on mushrooms, and Princess Peach is unfulfilled with life outside of the castle. You will laugh…. I promise!!!!!!!!


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COMIC: Masta G’s Girlfriend Compliment Generator

Posted on May 7th, 2007
by MastaG

We are engaged now, btw ;) This “compliment” generator is surprisingly accurate…. serioulsy

Masta G's Girlfriend Compliment Generator

Text for the visually impaired:
comic title: Masta G’s Girlfriend Compliment Generator
the comic is a table to generate a “compliment” for his lovely girlfriend (now fiancee), and goes like so:
my - you’re looking - fat - today
wow - you’re very - gassy - tonight
damn - you’re so - black - all the time!
whoa - how come you’re - smelly - only sometimes


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