NG hearts BB

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picture: two dudes talking, first dude says “so how’d you get on boingboing?”, second dude says “well, first i took a recycled / organic wine bottle, put some steampunk valves on it, added some LEDs, brought it to the airport, TSA thought it was a bomb so they detained me for 17 days and i caught a cold, then i wrote a book about it entirely in LOLcat, and BoingBoing posted my story!”

another transformers comic

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caption: International “Who Can Make the Best Classic Transformers Noise” Championship 2007
picture: crowd cheering, and a dude saying “eeeee uuhhrrrrrr ieeei uuhhh eeeeee”

Well folks, it’s official, we have been pronounced Mr. and Mrs. Masta G!!!! We are leaving for our honeymoon tomorrow, so the site’s on auto-pilot for the next few weeks and we won’t be answering emails

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caption: Hippie Crunch, the new snack for hippies, by hippies. Contents: compressed cookies, soy beans, various delivery foods, and sawdust. Why sawdust, you ask? Hippies, like the caribou, have developed a unique evolutionary trait: wood digestion from spending months, sometimes years, wandering the woods on drug-crazed trips, sometimes gnawing on bark for sustenance.

Sorry we missed the comic last week…. we are uber busy with the upcoming wedding! This coming Saturday we officially will be Mr. and Mrs. Masta G

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top caption: when you rent an RV, don’t take classes on how to drive it, you’ll probably be ok”
picture: RV with a happy dude driving it, and on the side it says “1-800-Rent-A-Giant-Death-Machine”