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picture: woman with big boobs
caption: Boobs: they’re just fatty sacks so stop looking OK?!?!

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main caption: teenage satan kicked out of high school football
picture: teenage satan towering over some high school football players and their coach
satan’s caption: “what do you mean i have more muscles than the other kids? what are your racist?!?!?!”

My recent trip to Alaska inspired this one… duh

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caption: Visit Majestic, Wild, ALASKA! Come see the pipeline! It goes all the way to Valdez!
picture: beautiful mountain backdrop, and terrible drawings of pissed off elk, bear, prairie dog, and moose (yes, i suck donkey dong at drawing… if i was any good, this site would have some ads or t-shirts for sale or something, don’t you think?)

It was an amazing trip… even though I worked my arse off (btw, did you know ‘arse’ or ‘darn’ are minced oaths?), I was out in the wilderness as much as I could be. On my final day in Alaska, I hiked Mt. Alyeska, an awesome ski resort near Anchorage. I took a tram to the top and hiked around for a few hours. I even hiked on the glacier at the top, or what’s left of it, because global warming has claimed nearly 90% of it in the past 10 years or so. I also went to the Alaska Wildlife Conservation Center and checked out some bears and other local animals.

Me, and my bitchin’ Tiley hat, at the top of Mt. Alyeska:

At the top of Mt. Alyeska, I found what looked holes dug by an animal… but not animals around. So I sat completely still for about 5 minutes, and prairie dogs came out and started feeding on the grass around me. I snagged a few pics of these little dudes before they realized I was there, and they made a yelping noise and scurried back into their holes.

Bear at the Alaska Wildlife Conservation Center:

And finally, a parting shot from the plane. This was deep in the high mountains, as you can tell from the thick snow cover:

So I’m home… and I wish I was still in Alaska

I went to a Reindeer farm in Palmer, AK, this morning. This town was beautiful… what an amazing view of Pioneer Peak (6,300 feet)…

This guy was like, “Ok, feeeeeed me, or get the hell out of Alaska”

Btw, it’s 10pm, the sun is still up…. this place rules. I swear I’m actually working here… my boss had me pounding away on a spreadsheet until 10:30pm the other night, I’m in constant presentations and meetings, and even the Reindeer farm was kind of “work related”… seriously. IT’S WORTH IT…. I’M IN ALASKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m in Anchorage for the week. Although I’m here for work, I have had a chance to play, and since the sun doesn’t go down until 11pm it makes it easier to enjoy the beauty of this state. I can’t believe how amazing it is here…. it’s almost painful to look at the beautiful mountains. Wearing sunglasses at night is the coolest freaking thing ever. Here’s some pics

Along Seward Highway…

Another from Seward Highway…

Ok, so not everything in Alaska is beautiful The locals are really nice… and they do interesting things to their cars

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caption: Realtors: now with less enthusiasm
picture: guy trying to sell a house
quote from realtor: “yeah… you could get this house for a baragin… but WTF the point with armageddon and all?

Pollinate me damn it!!!!!!!