COMIC: Boobs

Posted on August 27th, 2007
by MastaG

boobs comic

Text for the visually impaired:
picture: woman with big boobs
caption: Boobs: they’re just fatty sacks so stop looking OK?!?!


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COMIC: Teenage Satan

Posted on August 20th, 2007
by MastaG

teenage satan

Text for the visually impaired:
main caption: teenage satan kicked out of high school football
picture: teenage satan towering over some high school football players and their coach
satan’s caption: “what do you mean i have more muscles than the other kids? what are your racist?!?!?!”


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COMIC: Come visit ALASKA!

Posted on August 13th, 2007
by MastaG

My recent trip to Alaska inspired this one… duh

alaska comic

Text for the visually impaired:
caption: Visit Majestic, Wild, ALASKA! Come see the pipeline! It goes all the way to Valdez!
picture: beautiful mountain backdrop, and terrible drawings of pissed off elk, bear, prairie dog, and moose (yes, i suck donkey dong at drawing… if i was any good, this site would have some ads or t-shirts for sale or something, don’t you think?)


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BLOG: Goodbye Alaska, you were awesome

Posted on August 12th, 2007
by MastaG

It was an amazing trip… even though I worked my arse off (btw, did you know ‘arse’ or ‘darn’ are minced oaths?), I was out in the wilderness as much as I could be. On my final day in Alaska, I hiked Mt. Alyeska, an awesome ski resort near Anchorage. I took a tram to the top and hiked around for a few hours. I even hiked on the glacier at the top, or what’s left of it, because global warming has claimed nearly 90% of it in the past 10 years or so. I also went to the Alaska Wildlife Conservation Center and checked out some bears and other local animals.

Me, and my bitchin’ Tiley hat, at the top of Mt. Alyeska:

mt alyeska

At the top of Mt. Alyeska, I found what looked holes dug by an animal… but not animals around. So I sat completely still for about 5 minutes, and prairie dogs came out and started feeding on the grass around me. I snagged a few pics of these little dudes before they realized I was there, and they made a yelping noise and scurried back into their holes.

prairie dog

Bear at the Alaska Wildlife Conservation Center:

bear

And finally, a parting shot from the plane. This was deep in the high mountains, as you can tell from the thick snow cover:

alaska mountains snow capped

So I’m home… and I wish I was still in Alaska ;)


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BLOG: Alaska update!

Posted on August 10th, 2007
by MastaG

I went to a Reindeer farm in Palmer, AK, this morning. This town was beautiful… what an amazing view of Pioneer Peak (6,300 feet)…

reindeer farm 1

This guy was like, “Ok, feeeeeed me, or get the hell out of Alaska”

reindeer farm 2

Btw, it’s 10pm, the sun is still up…. this place rules. I swear I’m actually working here… my boss had me pounding away on a spreadsheet until 10:30pm the other night, I’m in constant presentations and meetings, and even the Reindeer farm was kind of “work related”… seriously. IT’S WORTH IT…. I’M IN ALASKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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BLOG: Alaska!!!!

Posted on August 8th, 2007
by MastaG

I’m in Anchorage for the week. Although I’m here for work, I have had a chance to play, and since the sun doesn’t go down until 11pm it makes it easier to enjoy the beauty of this state. I can’t believe how amazing it is here…. it’s almost painful to look at the beautiful mountains. Wearing sunglasses at night is the coolest freaking thing ever. Here’s some pics

Along Seward Highway…
alaska1

Another from Seward Highway…
alaska2

Ok, so not everything in Alaska is beautiful ;) The locals are really nice… and they do interesting things to their cars
alaska3


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COMIC: Realtors!

Posted on August 6th, 2007
by MastaG

realtors

Text for the visually impaired:
caption: Realtors: now with less enthusiasm
picture: guy trying to sell a house
quote from realtor: “yeah… you could get this house for a baragin… but WTF the point with armageddon and all?


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BLOG: Geek Garden UPDATE #3

Posted on August 2nd, 2007
by MastaG

Pollinate me damn it!!!!!!!

sqash flower


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