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There is a picture of a sun with a cross through it, and a lightbulb next to it. The caption says “the sun is lame, we don’t need it anymore now that we have electricity!”
Me and the I. Hustla just got back from a ski vacation in beautiful Colorado. Needless to say, we had a great time! Skiing and snowboarding is similar to riding a bike, in that it’s inevitable that you will crash and hit your head at some point. Both of us own & wear helmets, in fact everyone who stayed in our house wears a helmet. While we were there, a newbie skier lost control on a green slope (the easiest kind of slope) and ran head-first into a tree and died right there on the mountain. My helmet saved my life once (it was an icy day at Timberline, West Virginia), and it has prevented some nasty slope rash several times…. slope rash is when your face drags along the icy slope, cutting into your flesh and leaving a “rash”.
Despite the clear danger on the mountain, the majority of snowboarders rarely wear helmets! It seems to me, if you have the technical skills to fly down a black diamond, whizzing through the trees, and putting yourself in serious danger, you should have the mental skills to wear a helmet! AaAaahHHhhhhdddDDdddDdddduuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
After 1,000,000 interviews with snowboarders and thousands of hours of psychological research, I have discovered the true reason that snowboarders don’t wear helmets….
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There’s a picture of a snowboarder displaying the Corna with his hands (the Corna is commonly known as the Devil’s Horns, Satan’s Symbol, Goat Horns, or rock n’ roll symbol, given at concerts when the band rocks), and the bottom of his snowboarder says “I Love Dangerrrr”. The snowboarder is quoted saying “Dude, s’like I can’t be all lookin’ all gayz wit’ one o’dem dork indicators… I’ll just wait for a serious head injury or DEATH”
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Two rappers stand side by side, one says “Man you’re rollin’ wit cheddar? It’s gorgonzola time yo!”, the other says “CHEESE FOOL! WHAT!”, the bottom caption says “after running out of jewles and cars to floss, rappers broaden their horizons”
I have never laughed so hard…. seriously, I think I actually pee’d a little!!! Obviously this is NSFW. View the post at ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com
Stevie Wonder and his band performing the song “Superstition”…. the I. Hustla ran across this one, awesome!!!! As an avid pop-culture hating dude in my twenties, it’s hard for me to imagine a time when popular music was GOOD, yet here’s proof!
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The top title says “lesser known holidays”, there’s a bottle of wine, a “happy drinking” greeting card, and a gun. The bottom caption says “Boozeday, celebrated every tuesday.”
Ok, so when I tell you, “you have to see this video of how fast this dude can beat Mario 3 on the NES”…. will the first thing you say to me be: “Masta G, you need a girlfriend.”???? Well nuts to you! I’m engaged BIIOOOOOTCH!
Now wipe away that “I’m not going to watch this because it’s too nerdy” look off yer face, and get ready for the most insane 11 minutes of your life! Exaggerate? ME??? NO!!!!!! Just watch… especially in the second video during the tank levels of Bowser World. What this dude has done is create art from extreme nerdiness…. I’m in complete aw, and you will be too if you ever played this game.
This is not a tool-assisted speedrun, if you were curious.
Part 1 (5 min, 35 seconds)
Part 2 (5 min, 26 seconds)
This is so much better than Kramer’s recent encounter with a heckler.
Recovered from your hangover yet?
Two of my favorite movies of all time were combined to make this mashup movie trailer… well done!
Happy New Year from Nature’s Graffiti!
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A picture of a clipboard with the caption “New Years Resolutions” has only 1 resolution: NO MORE RESOLUTIONS, with a large check mark next to it.
