Text for the visually impaired:
title: party school majors
comic: there are two girls talking, one says “i heard you chose a new major”, and the other says “yeah, it used to be body shots, but now it’s making out with other girls for attention”

Text for the visually impaired:
caption: celebrating humanity
picture: bumper sticker that says “honking is for geese. be a human, use your middle finger” with a picture of a middle finger and geese flying around it

ps: they drive like dicks

Text for the visually impaired:
caption: H2 Drivers Are Bad At All Types of Conservation
picture: two guys are standing next to eachother, stranded on an island, the guy on the left says “ok guys, there’s enough food for all 30 of us for 3 months if we eat 2 meals a day”…. and the H2 driver says “screw that! i say we open it and have the sweetest buffet EVER!”

G likes to poop….. he can predict down to the millisecond when bowel evacuation will occur, and he loves to share this with me for some reason *sigh*

Text for the visually impaired:
picture: Masta G standing next to a weather forcast with a picture of bowels and rain clouds around it
caption: it’s going to be partly gassy this afternoon with a 50% chance of poop