In case you don’t get this, dudes who think they are ‘cool nerds’ will say the phrase “I cried when Optimus Prime died” to make girls think they are sensitive

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picture: two guys talking
1st guy says “i cried when optimus prime died”
2nd guy says “shut up!!! it’s not funny”

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three guys are standing next to each other, and one of the guys has a blurry block over his wang, and one of the other guys is saying “yep, that guy is definitely naked”

this is awesome…

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caption: US Energy Security
picture 1: Past, a picture of a farmer next to an oil rig saying “yehaw!”
picture 2: Present, a picture of “president” Bush flying a plane into Iraq saying “yeeeehawwwww”
picture 3: Future, a picture of uncle sam saying “oh crap”

There is nothing like a fresh red pepper straight off the vine. It’s incredible how much sweetness peppers lose in transit, this is probably the sweetest red pepper I’ve ever eaten.

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caption: Blinky the sad robot, he’s sad because he has to eat humans for fuel
picture: a sad robot eating his human friends