Coming soon for the Nintendork Wee!

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picture: video game cover
text on video game cover: Black Friday The Game!
-get up at 4am for 7% off a crappy Chinese DVD player
-trample soccer moms and old people
-perpetuate America’s lust for more crap we don’t need
-score points for being stupid enough to think you’re getting some insane deal
-use your weemote to club other shopping morons who are in your way
-rated E for everyone

From the Turkey Cats!

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picture: a turkey with a cat face and tail, and a gravy bowl that looks like a cat

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top caption: “Satan Edits His Wikipedia Entry”
top picture: satan is sitting in front of his computer, obviously angry, and says “dangit! who keeps changing me to THIRD most evil being ever?”
lower caption: “Meanwhile, in D.C.”
lower picture: Bush and Cheney sitting around a computer, and Bush says “No Dick! I get to be #1 this time!”

On November 11th, 2006, NaturesGraffiti.com went public with our first post!!!! Holy butts…. a year! In honor of our our 1st year, please raise your beer glass / crack pipe and give us a big CHEERS!!!! Thanks to all the viewers of the site, we love ya

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caption: parachute pants, when you just don’t care anymore
picture: dude in parachute pants shrugging his shoulders