COMIC: Black Friday… The Game!

Coming soon for the Nintendork Wee!

Text for the visually impaired:
picture: video game cover
text on video game cover: Black Friday The Game!
-get up at 4am for 7% off a crappy Chinese DVD player
-trample soccer moms and old people
-perpetuate America’s lust for more crap we don’t need
-score points for being stupid enough to think you’re getting some insane deal
-use your weemote to club other shopping morons who are in your way
-rated E for everyone