The I. Hustler Is BACK!

Hello, NG readers:

I, the Intergalactic Hustler, have been out of the galaxy recently. I couldn’t get light-speed wireless on my space laptop, so I couldn’t provide the updates that you humans inevitably crave.

Well, I’m back. I’m looking for some new women for my stable. Do any of you have five butts?

Later,

I. Hustler