Open Letter To People Who Still Write Checks At The Checkout Line

O Hai People Who Still Write Checks At The Checkout Line! Get out of the way, can’t you see I’m busy and important? It’s not 1987 anymore, get a diddly-dang-dong debit card and save yourself the 48 seconds it takes to write and sign a check.

Love,
MastaG

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