COMIC: Beesus
Posted on January 28th, 2008by MastaG
wow… this looks oddly familiar. ALL HAIL BEESUS… THE ONE TRUE SON OF GOD

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caption: beesus loves you
picture: jesus with a beard made of bees
Categories: Comics
wow… this looks oddly familiar. ALL HAIL BEESUS… THE ONE TRUE SON OF GOD

Text for the visually impaired:
caption: beesus loves you
picture: jesus with a beard made of bees
He always threw the best parties…

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top caption: The Three Miracles of Saint Thug
picture: a saint with an angry look on his face, and a bling bling cross around his neck
lower caption: (the three miracles) oregano into weed, grape juice into “purple drank”, and salt into cocaine
Pure brutality from none other than Bert and Ernie! The music is by goregrind band Last Days Of Humanity, and the song is “A Divine Proclamation To End The Present Existence” from their 2006 release entitled “Putrefaction In Progress”… SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O hai people who say “insure” instead of “ensure”! What exactly do you mean when you say “this new automated robotic packaging system will insure the delivery of our product on time for our vendors”? Are you proposing an insurance arrangement for the robotic packaging system? If so, you haven’t specified a deductible or percentage of the insured’s payment responsibility. You have overlooked many aspects of the insurance contract you have proposed.
It appears you failed 7th grade English. The bowels of our school systems have given fecal birth to your heinous literacy. Perhaps I’m being too harsh… maybe you’re still in 6th grade.
Also, for every time you say “for all intensive purposes” instead of the correct phrase “for all intents and purposes”, I’m going to defecate in the upper deck of your toilet.
Love,
MastaG
Open Letters are posted every Thursday morning. For more, click Open Letters under Categories on the right.
I was searching for a way to batch download an entire album from WebShots.com and I ran across several non-working plugins, and a few non-existent pages. With some tinkering I found out a simple way to batch download albums without a premium WebShots account. The catch is that you can only download 28 photos at a time (the max number per page that WebShots allows), so if you have more than a thousand photos to download and you’re pressed for time you may want to consider the premium membership, at least temporarily until you’re done leeching.
Required software:
Download Them All! (FireFox plugin)
GreaseMonkey (FireFox plugin)
Thumbs2Links (GreaseMonkey script)
Now that you have all the above programs installed, go to your WebShots album, and click the 28 pics per page link that looks like this:

Now, at the bottom right of the screen you should see a link that says Get Direct Links!, click that shniz noz, and scroll to the very bottom of the page and you’ll see links begin to populate. Give it about 10 seconds to complete and it will look something like this (with 28 links total):
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Now right click anywhere in the frame, and click DownLoadThemAll! When the DownLoadThemAll window appears, make a check next to Images, set yourself a download directory, and press Start
That’s it! Like I said, it sucks that you have to go to every page of the album to do this, but it’s better than right clicking each one to download them individually!!!
May you have many loud and smelly farts,
MastaG
PS: if you want to download videos, in the DownloadThemAll window just click Additional Filters and enter .flv then play the .flv files with something like Riva FLV Player, or any other flash video player.
I about died laughing watching this!!!! You don’t have to be a Photoshop nerd to enjoy it.
via BoingBoing
Part 2 has been posted!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously dudes… how hard is it to lift the seat? The next guy after you has to SIT ON YOUR PEE… GROSS

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top caption: “don’t piss on the seat*! every time you do, satan takes a crap in the upper deck of your toilet at home”
picture: satan taking a crap in the upper deck of a toilet, reading “Godless” by Ann Coulter and saying “aww man, this isn’t what I expected at all!”
at the very bottom of the * says “you too ladies”
For instance, did you know that “In 2007 there were 5 storms classified as HURRICUNTS”?
I was very surprised to learn that “In the Criminal Law, automatism is WHEN MICHAEL BLOWS HIS DAD”
Not exactly news, but “In mathematics, an exotic R4 is a differentiable manifold that is homeomorphic to the Euclidean space R4, but CHERRY HILL HIGH SCHOOL TRACK TEAM FUCKS GOATS”
Holy ballfarts I love da Weekeepediaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Open Letters are posted every Thursday morning. For more, click Open Letters under Categories on the right.
O hai 3% of Nature’s Graffiti Readers! You are using Safari to look at our website. Whoa, whoa, whoa…. you should lean back a little, you don’t want to get emo tears on your new Apple Macbook Pro you got for Christmas (or “X-mas” as you call it when you’re around your parents). Wipe those tears off with your $50 black hoodie from Hot Topic and have another sip of emo juice (Starbucks Soy Peppermint Mocha, with a half squirt of white chocolate syrup). What the hell happened to your second mouse button anyway? Is that why you’re crying? Because you can’t right click?
32.9 % of our readers are at least 87 years old because they’re still using Internet Explorer. Hasn’t IE crashed enough already?
60.3% of our readers are turbo charged ultra mega super bona fide millionaire pimps because they use Firefox. Nice!
Love,
MastaG
PS: Your pants are too tight

The above image is GPL licensed, and was originally created by Steevven1 of Wikipedia.
When we first got a cat she did this to us twice, and I couldn’t take it anymore… I was either going to turn our cat into violin strings, or just start feeding her at night. I’m glad I chose the latter
Some folks emailed me with suggestions . Although these albums don’t compare to those in my original Best Metal Albums of 2007 post, they certainly warrant being mentioned here.
Job for a Cowboy - Genesis
Jesu - Conqueror
Dysrhythmia - Barriers and Passages (technically released in 2006, but the Vinyl LP came out in 2007 so there
It’s hard to believe that 7-11 can legally label what comes out of the spigot at the nacho-condiments-table as “beef”. Any meat that comes in a bag should be labeled as such… “bagged beef” seems acceptable. Do not eat this. Ever. Unless you wish to employ your farts as wallpaper remover.

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frame 1: picture of a dude dispensing “beef” onto his nachos from a spigot
frame 2: picture of spices being dumped into a vat that a cow is taking a shit in… thus insinuating that 7-11 just sells cow shit on their nachos