COMIC: 7-11 Nacho “Beef”

It’s hard to believe that 7-11 can legally label what comes out of the spigot at the nacho-condiments-table as “beef”. Any meat that comes in a bag should be labeled as such… “bagged beef” seems acceptable. Do not eat this. Ever. Unless you wish to employ your farts as wallpaper remover.

Text for the visually impaired:
frame 1: picture of a dude dispensing “beef” onto his nachos from a spigot
frame 2: picture of spices being dumped into a vat that a cow is taking a shit in… thus insinuating that 7-11 just sells cow shit on their nachos