BLOG: Everything I Know I Learned From Wikipedia

For instance, did you know that “In 2007 there were 5 storms classified as HURRICUNTS”?

I was very surprised to learn that “In the Criminal Law, automatism is WHEN MICHAEL BLOWS HIS DAD”

Not exactly news, but “In mathematics, an exotic R4 is a differentiable manifold that is homeomorphic to the Euclidean space R4, but CHERRY HILL HIGH SCHOOL TRACK TEAM FUCKS GOATS”

Holy ballfarts I love da Weekeepediaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!