O hai New Jersey! You are officially my least favorite state, even worse than Alabama. In your honor I have created some new slogans for your state because your current slogan, “New Jersey, come see for yourself”, has simply convinced me that by coming to New Jersey to see for myself, I have witnessed how hard it both blows and sucks simultaneously.

-New Jersey, you have to drive through us

-New Jersey, way crappier than old Jersey

-Come to New Jersey if you don’t want to turn left ever again

-New Jersey, we don’t care for road signs, except ones that say you can’t turn left

-I’m in New Jersey, and I can taste the air

-Hell is New Jersey

-New Jersey, come for the outlet malls, stay because you get lost because like I said before we don’t care about road signs

-In New Jersey, the smells can smell you back

Love,

MastaG

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Yep… first comic in like 6 months! More to come

Text for the visually impaired:
Title: How to go “green”
Step 1: throw out all your old “environmentally unfriendly” goods (pic of trash can with car, and house in it)
Step 2: Buy all new material goods that are slightly less destructive than your old goods, but probably took more energy to create than the energy you save from using them (pic of prius, solar panel on house, and “green” water bottle)
Step 3: Pretend you’re saving the environment, sort of (pic of guy saying “dude, i saved so much CO2 on my new house that i can fly to australia next week”, pic of another guy saying “Cool!… wait”)

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