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Text for the visually impaired:
Comic title: “Rock Band, Groupie Edition”
Caption: “includes the following exciting accessories”
-USB Binaca simulator (Binaca is a breath spray), picture of a can of Binaca hooked up to a USB cable
-Wireless vibrating Mudshark, picture of a vibrating shark with a giant smile on his face
-10,000 pack of strawberry-flavored condoms, picture of condom box that says “10,000 pack of strawberry-flavored condoms, specialized for MEGA HOES”

Text for the visually impaired:
Title: Protect Ya Neck, the 36 chambers guide to self-protection
-Walk with a swagger, at least twice the size of your normal stance
-End all sentences with “nyuh” or “sonnnnnnn”
-Show your grill at all times
-Develop a tick in your neck
-Brandish a weapon at inappropriate times
Picture: guy with hat on backwards, displaying his teeth (”grill”), with his legs spread really far apart, holding a gun in the air saying “yo ho, pass me some mufuggin’ holy water sonnnnnnn”…. and a catholic priest saying “sir please, this is a place of worship”